In case you don’t have internet, a data plan, a newspaper, or any contact to the outside world, here is a summary of what happened when Apple announced the new iStuff:
There’s a 6 and a 6 Plus. They’re bigger.
There’s an iWatch you don’t need, but really really want.
All iPhones (yes, even your ol’ 5s) get U2′s entire new album “Songs Of Innocence”, that “innocently” made it’s way into your phone, without your consent.
As you may have guessed, some U2 haters (what? You mean not all Apple customers love Bono?!) were not happy about it.
So, Apple has now created an app you can download to easily remove the album, which you can find at itunes.com/soi-remove.
Hope this helps!